Bike Anti-Porn - When Things Go Wrong

"That's harsh man, all you need to do is change the chain, chainring, cog, lockring, brakes, saddle, seatpost, toptube, downtube, seattube, seatstays, chainstays, spokes, hubs, rims, tyres, headset, grips, headtube, levers, bars, seatclamps, bolts, grease, stickers, spacers, cables, lights, pedals, cages, straps and you're set!"

So the inner tubes are good then?