Lance Armstrong... greatest doper there was or ever will be

the fuck is 'Dad' about swimming 2.4 miles, cycling 112 miles and then running a marathon?

If anything, wanking over each others bikes at the velodrome or admiring tight clearances on vintage NJS is 'Dad'.

With or without drugs, Armstrong is a fucking beast.

sounds like a new genre wedging in between the bike porn thread and hte hhsb counterpart. "dad"

There's seemingly a large amount of LA fans that still keep the faith. A confession could loose him those last remaining morsels of misguided affection, that some may still have. Everyone knows he did it anyway... giving him a further platform to spout lies will be very entertaining however

I'm guessing that as Johan's arbitration is not finished (has it even started yet? wtf is going on with that?) that he won't be dishing any real dirt or exposing any of the stuff that people are interested in hearing.

As already mentioned it will instead be stage managed to cringe worthy proportions, and like Wrongcog I won't be watching it, as I'm sure than within 2 minutes I'll be swearing at the puter and be infuriated by his utter cuntishness. He can't seem to get his head round the fact that his legacy is already formulated and he will forever be known as the biggest cheat in sporting history, and no matter how hard he tries he no longer has control of the message. Some dumb ass mericans may be convinced by this show but I expect and hope the rest of the world to rip it to shreds.

^ this

"I survived cancer and then I survived the biggest doping scandal in the history of sports."

"I survived cancer and then I survived the biggest doping scandal in the history of sports."

You're my hero!

You'd want beer but he'd make you drink vodka and do coke and then you'd have to pay for the strippers as well.

and you'd be out again the next night for more of the same.

Boo!

You'd want beer but he'd make you drink vodka and do coke and then you'd have to pay for the strippers as well.

I've got more money than brains, where do I sign up?

Wait for me!

I've got more money than brains, where do I sign up?

Me too.

Unfortunately, that means I still only have about 37 pence...

I'm guessing that as Johan's arbitration is not finished (has it even started yet? wtf is going on with that?) that he won't be dishing any real dirt or exposing any of the stuff that people are interested in hearing.

Unless he plans to drop Johan in it. Unlikely, but possible. If he drops Johan, then he might as well go all out and tell the truth about Hein and Fat Pat too, which might be fun.

Latest snippet is that he and his team actually met Tygart for an hour in December.

She's gonna tear him a new asshole, clearly

Also BINGOSTRONG game card now available

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Easily adaptable into drinking game if watching the proceedings...may help settle the anger bile.

You're crazy. How can you not watch this? It's our JFK, our Apollo landings, our Death Of Lady Di. Our Twin Towers. Our X-Factor-the-votes-have-been-counted-and-verified.

Its like that episode of Home and Away when Bobby died.

http://m.guardiannews.com/sport/blog/2013/jan/09/ten-questions-oprah-wilfrey-lance-armstrong

priceless

Its like that episode of Home and Away when Bobby died.

No not Bobby say it's not true :(

The thing that perplexes is that it was exactly this refusal to fuck off into the sunset that got him into this shit in the first place.

He's a nutter

Standard date for me

What are you doing Saturday, 8pm?

No not Bobby say it's not true :(

1993 apparently. I know you guys are a few seasons behind...

The thing that perplexes is that it was exactly this refusal to fuck off into the sunset that got him into this shit in the first place.

He's a nutter

Yup. I hope he denies it all again.

...or comes clean. I dont even care, its gonna be awesome.

My guess is it will be an easy ride and he will come out of it with the sympathy of the American public at large. Cancer will feature heavily. Probable narrative as follows.

I was incredibly talented naturally, but the deck was stacked against me. I got cancer and realised you only live once. I wanted to test myself and be the best I could be and I made the difficult choice to do what everybody else was doing. I regret that I had to take drugs to let my natural ability shine through. What is done is done, and whilst I regret the drug taking, I won't apologise for taking my story of hope to cancer sufferers. Lists achievements of foundation. I am committed to this cause in the future.

This....

It will be such an easy ride.. It's Oprah FFS..

...on the Discovery Channel (kinda)

This....

It will be such an easy ride.. It's Oprah FFS..

...on the Discovery Channel (kinda)

But it is being directed at a target audience. Not cyclists, he has given up on them. He wants to connect with the nice decent NRA supportuing folk of Middle America. They are the people who will feather his nest into the future, not the likes of you or me.

I don't think Oprah's target audience is really made up of NRA supporters. I also don't think going on Oprah is automatically a PR home-run. Tom Cruise did a lot of damage when he went on.