Football

Who. Fucking. Cares?

Let's say if it was some other shite mid-table team, would there be as much upheaval?

Suarez is and always will be a controversial character, fact!

The sooner Benitez leaves Chelsea the better, fact!

Midlands based football teams in general are pretty shit, fact!

Fellaini will leave Everton this summer, fact!

Geordies are fat, fact!

Arsenal fans can't remember what it's like to win a trophy, fact!

Spurs can call themselves the Y word, yet get all uppity if someone else uses it, so lets all agree and stop using this derogatory word, fact!

Norwich City fans are all inbred fact!

Leeds are scum, fact!

SAF is a senile alcoholic, fact!

Moyes is prolly the best Scottish manager in the league (pound for pound spent), fact!

Rafa's personality traits are starting to rub off on me, fact!

Fuck yes!