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@JWestland
A German, a Dutchman and a Belgian work in an Islamic country, where alcohol is strictly prohibited. However, one night they are sick of it and have a friend smuggle some booze into their village and get drunk. Off course they are caught, and the judge sentences them to flagellation.
They are Westerners however and the judge does not wanna come off as barbaric, and offers them some painrelief.
The German dude requests a rug over his back, but it doesn't make any difference.
The Dutchman asks for a mattress on his back, and nothing is felt by him. He giggles and thinks to himself: ''I bet the Belgian is too dumb to get himself a mattress.''
Finally, it's the Belgian's turn and the judge says: ''Tell me what you would like as a painrelief'' to which he responds:
''Could you tie the Dutchman on my back?''
[Disclaimer I'm Dutch] ;) Lol mmccarthy :)