What do you mean it's not raining yet? It was pissing down this morning you lazy sleeper-innerer you!
Wasn't raining at 4am when I got up for a pee then promptly went back to bed. Then it also wasn't raining at 8 or 9 or whatever time it was I eventually got up. Therefore, Watson, with my flawless logical skillz, I deduce that it hadn't rained at all between those times. I personally guarantee that you will find not a single hole in this argument.
Wasn't raining at 4am when I got up for a pee then promptly went back to bed. Then it also wasn't raining at 8 or 9 or whatever time it was I eventually got up. Therefore, Watson, with my flawless logical skillz, I deduce that it hadn't rained at all between those times. I personally guarantee that you will find not a single hole in this argument.