Epic fail

Fuck, that made me feel sick. No angry birds clothing for my baby!

How many fuck off Eagles we got in Engerland?

its fake

Golden Eagle Attacks A Boy - YouTube

That I think is not.

I think the backstory is that the kid was wearing a fur hat or something. The birds are never really "trained", just food motivated and occasionally imprinted. They're still wild relatively unpredicatble animals.

They are trained to hit foxes, so a little kid is fair game.

It's more likely that it saw an opportunity to revert to its natural behaviour of throwing goats off cliffs, which is one of the reasons why it wouldn't let go..

Shiiiiit.

Maybe not epic fail, but I just fell on my arse in the loudest most attention grabbing way.

Leaning on those seats in trains that are by the entrance, so not proper seats... Wet spds slide out from under me and I collapse with a bang as I slap the bin next to me while trying to stop myself from falling.

Look up to the faces of the whole carriage facing me...

Should I just get off the next stop?!

Yes get off next stop;

Why were you on the train

if you have a bike?

~~Polo bike, I live fifteen miles from the court and need to be there in under an hour.

Could theoretically make it, but I would have to cane it the whole way and then I'd be fucked for the league game I'm going to...

Tldr: I'm a lazy cunt.~~
Yeah it adds to the epic failness doesn't it :)

It's a polo bike, that's acceptable.

Fuck riding 15 miles on polo gear, I do 3.5 and that's plenty.

You should of burst into tears when you landed though, just to see what people would do.

They are trained to hit foxes, so a little kid is fair game.

My parents' friends had their puppy taken by a kestrel (only few hours after they got it) during a pee stop in a motorway car park.

Cry loudly until everyone gets off or someone consoles you.

Don't kestrels eat mice and large insects? Must have been a tiny puppy.

You should of burst into tears when you landed though, just to see what people would do.

I would like to point out, again, that it's have or 've. Jesus Christ!

I would like to point out, again, that it's have or 've. Jesus Christ!
Yes, that really grips my shit.
Almost as much as people interchanging 'then' and 'than'.

It really is basic English, but for some reason people do struggle with it.

I may of let that one slip through the net, I've been trying.

Maybe not epic fail, but I just fell on my arse in the loudest most attention grabbing way.

Leaning on those seats in trains that are by the entrance, so not proper seats... Wet spds slide out from under me and I collapse with a bang as I slap the bin next to me while trying to stop myself from falling.

Look up to the faces of the whole carriage facing me...

Wince a lot. Then make a fake phonecall to a sex toy manufacterer to ask (hypothetically) what would happen if someone fell on their arse with one of their products "in". Try to work in the phrase "can they do that on an out-patient basis"

Ha, save that for the journey home.

anyone remember this bird?

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/devon/3795303.stm
Attacked a guy who I cycled with later, he showed me the talon marks in his helmet
(that sounds wrong now, but he did)

Don't kestrels eat mice and large insects? Must have been a tiny puppy.

It was probably what you call goshawk? Fuck knows - they always sit on the fences separating marshes and forests from the continental motorways.

Buzzard - greedy fat opportunistic buggers . Had one eyeing me up yesterday and I am sadly no longer a tiny puppy

I know it's old, but I've never seen the original - only a meme.

hi-res photos:
http://www.adressa.no/nyheter/trondheim/article825664.ece