It's the morning, you're going to use deodorant...

Sure roll on.

I'm not convinced I need it though. I've never had a sweat patch unless in the gym or on the bike and after a day sat at my desk I smell the same as when I left the flat in the morning.

The beauty of a 'one shower per week' policy.

I beat myself liberally with bay leaves, they are proven (by chiropractors) to keep the effects of vigorous cycling at bay.