Books - What are you reading?

ooohhh get her
just because it's in the rear pocket of your oh so hipand skinny jeans doesn't mean you are reading it
isn't it being used as a lure to ensnare young single hoxtonites
come on 'fess up

I bought Ulysses after Stephen Fried Bacon tried to explain it on one of his words shows. Sounded trippy as fuck.