Football

...and her penis.

On the subject of football and penises/penes, my missus announced on Saturday that as far as she understood, if a fella's football team wins on any given day, his missus is duty bound to have sex with him. Has anyone ever heard of, or tried to enforce this rule?

Birth rate dropped in Derby a few years ago as a direct result of this rule and only one win all season.

Always get a result when we play at home though!

I blame Thatcher.

Ben? I agree.

On the subject of football and penises/penes, my missus announced on Saturday that as far as she understood, if a fella's football team wins on any given day, his missus is duty bound to have sex with him. Has anyone ever heard of, or tried to enforce this rule?

in 1991 the missuses said i would get a VERY SPECIAL treat when liverpool win the premiershit for the first time .... now do you see why i am so keen for next season to be liverpools season and why i've been so desperate for the last 5 years on here !

please brendan PLEASE

#BREAKSDOWNSOBBING#

Dicki

Might as well go here: http://www.buckfast.org.uk/page-thecall.html

alcoholism might take my mind off the ess - eee - ex i guess
good idea

On the subject of football and penises/penes, my missus announced on Saturday that as far as she understood, if a fella's football team wins on any given day, his missus is duty bound to have sex with him. Has anyone ever heard of, or tried to enforce this rule?

On the flipside, my mate's mate is a copper for Strathclyde OB and he said that whenever Rangers get beat there is an increase in reports of domestic violence by 80%!

#buckfastthread>>>>>>>>>>>>

Your ex was from Essex? Surprised you had to wait 5 mins let alone 20 years

But no, I never heard that rule. I may bring it up when we win a the weekend

On the flipside, my mate's mate is a copper for Strathclyde OB and he said that whenever Rangers get beat there is an increase in reports of domestic violence by 80%!

#buckfastthread>>>>>>>>>>>>

That's not the worst news. We've been together nearly 2.5 years and I only just found out.

Great article from Jonathan Wilson in todays Guardian.

MegArsenalolz

Still hoping he'll come and take over the rafalution.

Looks to me like there's ONE^ mug.

...and her penis.

dicki?

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That's ace and pretty depressing at the same time.

There were more people in the Kit Kat Krescent for York City v Northwich Vics when I drove over there a few years ago, and Udinese were in the Champions League last year.

Not 'bigger' in the sense that you are referring to in terms of history/trophies won etc BUT they are pissing all over Liverpool in terms of quality of football, style, tactics

I know who I'd rather pay to go and watch this season

Ha! Poor poor trolling. You're having the season of your life and are only 4pts ahead of the shit team across Stanley Park yet are giving it the big one here? Talk about the vultures circling around Luis but if any of your players do slightly well and you've little chance of holding on to them. Hahaha Get a grip mate.

Get the fuck in. Always rated the milk cup - proper silverware.

See you norwich.>>>>>>>>>

Cazorla misses! You diving twat.

Bye bye arsene

Looool.

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