I hate

Misusing "yourself" and "myself" , in the hope that it sounds deferentialy polite.

It's a reflexive pronoun, not a grovel, you twits. One more time and I will have to cut myself or make you cut yourself.

Empathy man.

I'm preparing myself for such cretinisms at something I'm going to next week. I'm also considering asking the doctor for some medicine which will stop me smashing everything and everyone in a 10mile radius every time some hopeless nomark says 'going/moving forward'.

I'll tell you what's 'moving forward', you gibbering sack, my fucking fist into your gormless face, that's what.