Football

Football games last two halves, don't care what the halftime score is providing we are ahead at the final whistle.

Sorry, as a Chelsea fan I should be happy that we get beaten by WHU, my bad.

#neversaidthatbeforetheoligarcharrived>>>>>

At what point do you ask the players....you know...the blokes wearing the football kit on the pitch to bury the ball in the back of the net? Or you want the waiter to ditch the work uniform and don a kit?

Suarez tried to score a goal with his hand

It'd be unfair to call him out on anything this afternoon as he barely put a foot wrong beyond the handball, which led to his 5th booking and sees him missing the West Ham game next week. Something I'm looking forward to, as we'll get to see how much of a one man team we are.
Anyway how are your long ball merchants getting on?

Liverpool should sign him. I reckon £20M should do it.

T W O million pound is all he cost.