Gluttony & Competitive Eating

Obviously 11 Subway footlongs would have been far bigger, and since you have to design them yourself, cleverer.

Nearly a whole pack of jaffa cakes

KFC family challenge on the train back from Waterloo. 10 pieces of chicken, 4 portions of fries, 2 litres of Pepsi, and a Vienetta. 1 hour.

Train back from where Clapham Junction?

One Big Mac in three bites. No spillage. No pushing it in. Three manly bites and that's it.

I heard a rumour someone in China did it in two but I've been offered no real reliable evidence it actually happened so as far as I'm concerned my record still stands.

Also repeated the feat this summer with a Byron bacon cheeseburger.

An old friend once had a competition to see how many hot dogs he could eat at football... Most managed 2 or 3 but he managed 7 and his reward was to spend the night in hospital with food poisoning.

Ahrrrrr Double Cheeseburger.

Anyone gone to the Lecister Sqaure Maccy D's at 4am when they do the pissed up crowd menu.

I got a double quarter pounder with cheese there - that was a lot of meat.

I reckon I could top that if money was involved.

All about the grim determination...

If I didnt eat the whole day before I reckon I could smash that, although recently lost a lot of weight, so stomach has shrunk somewhat

Me and a friend once at 6 two for £2 burgers at Sam's chicken after a party...
I had 7 of them and he had 5.

Two bags of space dust in one go. I thought by teeth were going to get blasted out.

Anyone done a teaspoon of Cinnamon? Impossible.

I once ate a whole orange.

an orange what ?

When I was at school, a friend of mine sucked a whole mushed up sausage through a tip top straw, followed by rolling a portion of chips into a tennis ball-sized lump and eating it whole.

Those were the days.

they most certainly were weren't they
jelly and ice cream for lunch in the school canteen

I think the biggest thing I've eaten is a whole boss hog platter at bodeans a friend wanted to do it as a challenge for his birthday, I finished the whole thing in about 45 minutes and then couldn't move for another hour, and spent the next 24 feeling uncomfortably full!

Back in school a guy once ate a raw onion. Never seen anyone cry so viciously.

2 whole chickens and sides at nandos. (rice, garlic bread, chips, rice)

eating lots come naturally to me.

Thats made me instantly hungry.

Anyone done a teaspoon of Cinnamon? Impossible.

Nope, it's easy if you do it right.
Drink water first to make sure your mouth is all wet then but the teaspoon in, close your mouth completely and squash inbetween your tongue and te roof of your mouth, wait for it to become completely wet before opening your mouth or attempting to swallow.
Also remember to breath through your nose.
Happy cinnamon challenge.

Nope, it's easy if you do it right.
Drink water first to make sure your mouth is all wet then but the teaspoon in, close your mouth completely and squash inbetween your tongue and te roof of your mouth, wait for it to become completely wet before opening your mouth or attempting to swallow.
Also remember to breath through your nose.
Happy cinnamon challenge.

This is exactly how its done. You're fucked if you open your mouth.

my mate, cheeseburger, one mouthful, she's popular with the blokes. (hope her bf reads this!)

I could have done this. Love a bit of competitive eating

double cheeseburger

Ate 7 of those in 1/2 hour in Frankfurt airport whilst waiting for the plane. That was at a leisurely pace though, reckon I could do 12-14 if the heat was really on.