Any question answered...

Do you mean you're trying to get the centre bolt out? The proper tool is under a tenner. You can use the long arm of a normal 8mm Allen key, but you need a bit of stout tubing which fits fairly closely over the short end to provide the necessary leverage.

I'm guessing they are not Super Record as you're being cheap, but just in case they are, bear in mind that models with Titanium axles use a left hand thread on the centre bolt.

No I have that obscene campagnolo wrench I need the press tool that pulls the crank off the cups. I know from experience exotic tools like these are rarely stocked in shops here and I dont want to spend the weekend waiting for it to be delivered from some .com

I have that tool, should you wish to borrow it.
Thanks a ton. What I think I need is actually http://www.parktool.com/uploads/thumbnails/uploads/products/7f18222a0465817685233df5ec7732dd9fb5a6d0_430x390.jpg