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Evening Standard says Rafa is on a plane from Dubai to London right now for an interview.

I thought I saw him yesterday in the Dubai branch of "High and Mighty".

Is he bringing B&D with him?

You bollocks - it was 28deg today.

It's quite the highlight of the week when Festus comes barging in quoting posts from several days ago. I just imagine him sitting their with froth at the mouth stabbing away at his keyboard.

Not everyone can be so late to the party and look so good.

Don't. By all accounts, Festus only ever goes on the computer while wearing his off-white and a little too baggy Jockey Y-fronts.

Now imagine that when you next read a post of his.

[/cleanse brain of mental image]

"Pint of Pisti's Special please".