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@General_Lucifer
THE CLAW IS BACK!!!!!
Here I am with King Kelly! He took The Claw very graciously. He hardly flinched. His body was like teak beneath the suit. He spoke to me, but I fell asleep and when I woke up he'd gone.
Me with the mighty Malcolm Elliot. He took The Claw like a man. I even think he enjoyed it. The Claw was intimidated by his orange colouring and highlights, and looked like white spider lurking on his shirt.
Here's me with Jonathan Tiernan-Locke! He loved The Claw. It aroused him. He snuggled into me like a small grimpeur against a friendly moustachioed Col. It got so chummy that a goblin faced pal photobombed us.
Ooh! It's pretty Ben Swift! He'd just had a shoulder op and was easy meat. He tried to flee but The Claw took him with only the briefest squeal of pain.
I caught Luke Rowe in the bogs. He looked shifty, like he might have been wanking, but his Movenber lip fluff didn't fool me. My own moustache overpowered him, The Claw finished him off.
An lastly we've got Lucy Garner!
Hot AND talented! She fought like a cougar until the moustache seduced her with it's sweet, sweet music. Then The Claw took her. Poor girl.
It was quite an evening.