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  • I'd get arrested for that.

    I was sarcastic with a customs bloke on Monday evening, so he confiscated my passport whilst I went to get a refund on 48 bottles of lager.

    I returned to find that he'd "gone for tea".

    I waited half an hour for the fat cunt.

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