How many bikes do you own?

Well my first post in this thread from 2008 I had 1 working bike, 1 broken and one frame. 2nd post below, 3 and a frame.

I now have 4 totally working:
Tourer/alphine (Genesis day-one)
Polo bike (on one pomp)
Kid carrying bike (charge steamer)
Fixed (Parks)
2 broken
Racer (trek 1000, broken crank and rusting)
Downtube tourer (Dawes galaxy, basically working)
And 2 frames:
Back up polo bike (pompetamin)
Mountain bike (Saracen)

But also in the last 4 years my collection has been augmented by my girlfriends bikes:
Geared (cannondale badboy)
Fixed (specialised tricross)
And about 5 children's bikes (if you count the tag along and trailer as bikes?

Still no tandems, recumbents or unicycles... But it's only a matter of time.

3.5
Geared Racer (alu, first bike I bought with my money)
Dawes galaxy commuter (from the 70's with top tube shifters, which effectively makes it single speed when I'm riding it!)
raleigh fixed polo bike
rather pretty old steel track frame that I'm going to lavish realy expensive parts on... when i can aford it! :-)

Would also like a commuter fixed so I don't have to ride the polo bike on days when I'm not playing polo...

After that I'll be getting a tandem and at some point after that, I'll probably get a unicycle... and after that I'll probably start getting recumbents (probably some point :-)