Football

this in from pisti
he texted me yesterday after the game

and i quote " ok yes i'll admit it now suarez is a world class striker and a rival to messi in the coming year "

thanks pisti ... it takes a man to admit to this kind of thing

he also said " liverpool were the best team in liverpool " now what with evertons slide in form over the last few games

thanks pisti ... but i think we all knew that already

This is highly unlikely to have actually happened, but on planet dicki anything's possible.

Just make sure you don't indulge in any gay sex on a beach whilst dressed as a woman, drinking whisky, with a spliff in our mouth. You should be ok

All of this is highly unlikely to happen too. I'll also avoid the Lamborghini's too, Mike.