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Spoiler follows
Episode opens with people having their yellow wristbands cut off outside a Wallgreens pharmacy whilst exclaiming "I can't believe he fooled us all, we all were duped".
The wristbands turn out to be "WWJD" wristbands and Jesus has been disgraced after the Turin shroud was tested and showed evidence of HGH and painkiller usage during the resurrection. "He didn't suffer at all, and all those miracles he performed were under the influence of PEDs"
Stan however doen't cut off his wristband and become famous as the only person in USA who still believes in Jesus, and inspired by his stand farmers in Belarus start wearing brown wristbands as a symbol of support for him and rise up against their goverment.
Then he does a Nike commercial :D
Stan starts the "StanDSTRONG Foundation" to raise awareness of the farmer's plight but is accused of having cut off his yellow band and actually glued it back together by one of his classmates. He accuses them of being an alcoholic prostitute and refuses to subject his wristband to further tests.
He accuses the authorities of conducting a witchhunt against him and that whether he did or did not glue his wristband back together is not important anymore, StanDSTRONG is more important.