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  • This is known as a Girlfriend Trick Question. There are two answers to these, one is the real answer (which you must never give) and the other is the girlfriend answer which is utterly shameless lying bollocks.

    For eg: "If you had the day off work what would you do with it?"

    REAL answer: go out and ride my bike all day long / play Call of Duty for seven hours straight with no wee breaks
    Girlfriend answer: oh, I'd spend it at home creating a lovely meal for you, my darling, and spreading fresh rose petals on the bed and lighting the candles for you to have a candlelit bath while listening to Justin Bieber (or whatever it is women listen to these days, I don't fucking know (maybe leave this last bit out of the actual answer though))

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