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Walkenger this morning, and I saw something incredible on the way to the office.... An absolutely enormous streak of wet dog shit on the floor and next to it was another lump with a visible HANDPRINT in it. This was followed by a couple of random marks and streaks a few feet further down the road.
This faecal crime scene vividly depicted some poor woman slipping viciously on a pile of dog shit with one foot, and in a futile attempt to keep her balance landing on the floor with her hand in another lump of sloppy poo.
How do I know it was a woman?... 10 feet down the road was a discarded, shit-covered, ladies jacket.
How was your morning?