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**Myth: Wind farms are inefficient and only work 30% of the time **
Fact: Half of the wind farm can be running all of the time,
And some of the wind farm can be on part of the time,
But all of the wind farm can't be on all of the time.
I think Abraham Lincoln said that.

Myth: Wind farms won't help climate change
Fact: If you gave a shit you would know better than to ask this question.

**Myth: Wind farms kill birds **
Fact: Yes they do, but so do the French.

**Myth: Wind farms are dangerous to humans **
Fact: There are some studies which suggest that too many wind farms will suck all the wind away, leading to difficulty for the scottish, who have evolved to walk slanting into the wind. Taking the wind away leaves them redundant. But this has not been proven

**Myth: Wind farms are noisy **
Fact: We made them noisy to stop the birds flying into them, you can't have it both ways