Lance Armstrong... greatest doper there was or ever will be

For the Readers Digest version Jonathan Vaughters affadavit is hard to beat

http://d3epuodzu3wuis.cloudfront.net/JV+Vaughters+Jonathan+Affidavit.pdf

1. Early on at a Postal Service camp I had a conversation with Lance in which he told me that the UCI should have detected a high level of HCG in his doping controls when he had cancer but had failed to do so. Thus, in Lance's eyes the UCI was somewhat at fault for the extent of his cancer. In any case Lance said, "if I ever have a doping problem, I have this card to play."
   
   

Gob-smacking. It makes his vilification of anyone else daring to refer to his cancer in anything other than hushed terms all the more hypocritical - he feeds off blame while abhorring being a victim.

Purple urine at point 75. There ain't no party like a purple pee party.