Lo Pros, Represent

A faux pro uses pursuit bars and a sloping top tube to replicate the hand position of riding on the brake hoods of a normal road bike. Since** the sloping top tube is rendered completely unnecessary since about 1985 by the availability of long seat posts**, it is purely a hipster affectation (see Cinelli Mash)

what? so if I wanted a lo pro ride again I should get a 58 square frame with 30cm of post?