I have no problem with being labeled a troll. We both know you wouldn't behave this way in person. So you just carry on with your name calling because someone on the internet has a different opinion to yours.
Good old Number 2: The "You wouldn't say that to my face" ripost.
What can we say about this little gem? It's always a winner! Challenge a man's manliness, make him do the puffing-his-chest-out-dance by telling you how bad he is. Maybe even up the ante by getting back in his face - if you can make him back down, it's a double win! And all from the comfort of your nan's spare bedroom.
I notice that you actually have your own, slightly formulaic, take on this one with addition of "We both know...." at the start of all your jibes. Full marks for taking what could so easily be a playground taunt and making it your own.
Good old Number 2: The "You wouldn't say that to my face" ripost.
What can we say about this little gem? It's always a winner! Challenge a man's manliness, make him do the puffing-his-chest-out-dance by telling you how bad he is. Maybe even up the ante by getting back in his face - if you can make him back down, it's a double win! And all from the comfort of your nan's spare bedroom.
I notice that you actually have your own, slightly formulaic, take on this one with addition of "We both know...." at the start of all your jibes. Full marks for taking what could so easily be a playground taunt and making it your own.