Reprographics - The repro man blog

Your dogs are well trained in finding filth I see.

I wanted it signed, not coated in a DNA sample

I think you'll find your book in a similar condition to your anus.

Well fingered.

smiley face, etc...

Seeing pictures of my book in other people's houses is fucking surreal.

I like. They are a bit pixelated but they are also nice and shiny.

Luci have you considered entering some of your stories on b3ta.com, or trying to market your book to them? I imagine you would be right up their street.

Arrived today, mrs_com suitably disapproves

Two copies hit my door mat this morning. Looking forward to reading them over again.

Two copies? Good work! I got my own copy this morning as well. Well pleased. True, all I could see was my spelling mistakes, but still.

I recommended it to one of my workmates. Maybe after he's read it he'll pipe down with his whinging about bad we've got it at work. "Have you ever been ear-raped at your desk? No? Well then, it could be much worse. Now shut the fuck up or I'll ear-rape you myself"

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Time for a new pantone book. That's as far from reflex blue as is possible.
This is my bro's xmas present nailed.

Couldn't put it down past night despite being so so tired! So much Funneh!

I thought my past job was bad, although I have some stories that would fit right in!

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In it's right and proper place.

But tell me, why do you have a first aid kit in your bog?

Popping a stitch in a torn sphincter? Painkillers to ease the passage of a particularly gnarly stool?

Luci have you considered entering some of your stories on b3ta.com, or trying to market your book to them? I imagine you would be right up their street.

b3ta is a bit of a mystery to me - never been on the site. I shall investigate the possibilities though.

Ta for the heads up.

In it's right and proper place.

But tell me, why do you have a first aid kit in your bog?

Popping a stitch in a torn sphincter? Painkillers to ease the passage of a particularly gnarly stool?

Stupid question--it's because of what he's reading, of course.

Exactly. Actually it's Mrs Wrongcog. She collects First Aid cabinets and they double as... well first aid cabinets / bathroom cupboards.

That one's actually in a bit of an awkward place for lav based emergencies. We have a WW2 air raid claxon on the opposite wall for such eventualities.

GL, a great read...

Mine is living beside the dunny too.

Any other copies in the Southern hemisphere?

My work jaunt got cancelled so I got my copy after all.
What joy.

GL, a great read...

Mine is living beside the dunny too.

Any other copies in the Southern hemisphere?

I don't think so - it's great to know I'm polluting a number of continents.

My work jaunt got cancelled so I got my copy after all.
What joy.

Grand!

Hope you enjoy it, mate.

Does anyone have a hard copy they've finished with that I could read? I'll give Luci the Kindle price. Failing that I'll buy one of my own...

Can you bring Hugs and Flint to the book reading at Lmnh?
They sound suspiciously like the gamekeepers I worked with in Derby..

Does anyone have a hard copy they've finished with that I could read? I'll give Luci the Kindle price. Failing that I'll buy one of my own...

PM me your address. I'm going to send out a free 'lending copy'. I'll send a stamped jiffy bag with it and you've got to post on here when your finished so you can address the bag and send it to the next person.

Anyone wants a go on the free copy, please start a list on here.

Got my own copy after reading a few posts on your old blog, some cracking stories so far.
Maybe not one to lend to my mum after i'm finished.

One thing i've seen though, Sid's Snake, page 59 has printed out smaller than all the rest. Still readable, but noticeably a different size.

This is true. Sid has a smaller snake than perhaps he should.

Lucy, be careful on B3ta. They are as cunning a set of snakes as can be. Best thing to do is likely to try and get Rob Manuel to pop it in as the link in the weekly email when they don't have a sponsor (or contact him to ask how much the sponsored slot in the weekly email would be)

But yeah, I suspect that lots of the B3tans would enjoy this

Is this the kind of publication that would be on a list of "banned literature" in the middle east?