Can't believe this hasn't been posted.
#waitrosereasons Did a search, found nothing. It had me in stitches earlier.
Waitrose Twitter hashtag invites ridicule
Supermarket was asking for trouble when it challenged tweeters to finish the sentence 'I shop at Waitrose because...'
My favourites: "I shop at Waitrose because it makes me feel important and I absolutely detest being surrounded by poor people."
"I also shop at Waitrose because I was once in the Holloway Road branch and heard a dad say 'Put the papaya down, Orlando!'"
One for Xander: "I shop at waitrose because my butler is queuing for my iPhone 5"
I suspect this wont do the chain any harm.
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Can't believe this hasn't been posted.
#waitrosereasons Did a search, found nothing. It had me in stitches earlier.
Waitrose Twitter hashtag invites ridicule
Supermarket was asking for trouble when it challenged tweeters to finish the sentence 'I shop at Waitrose because...'
My favourites:
"I shop at Waitrose because it makes me feel important and I absolutely detest being surrounded by poor people."
"I also shop at Waitrose because I was once in the Holloway Road branch and heard a dad say 'Put the papaya down, Orlando!'"
One for Xander: "I shop at waitrose because my butler is queuing for my iPhone 5"
I suspect this wont do the chain any harm.