North Drinks. Every Week, Wednesday 6pm - The Maynard N8

Great. We have come down from the mountains for a few days in Salzburg to thaw out. To be honest it is a little disappointing. I was hoping for some culture, you know, Julie Andrews and songs about venison with jam butties but everything is based on some unctuous kid who could bang out a few notes on the piano.

Not only that, but everybody speaks Austrian and not English. What's the world coming to?