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@General_Lucifer
^^That's how tramps start off.
"Ooh, who needs a waterproof? This bin bag is fine!"
"A hat? Why do I need one when I have this seagull on my head?"
"Who needs toilet paper? I just shit my pants and enjoy the warmth."
"Why bother with a bidon? I just drink my sherry straight from the bottle!"
"I keep my feet warm with Morrison's carrier bags!"