Or he gets a new box of tea bags, the sort where you rip the top off to make a box with a flappy lid, but it doesn't tear perfectly on the line and a little chunk of cardboard comes off on the middle bit that's supposed to stay on, and he has to stare at his failure first thing in the morning for 240 cups of tea, which is, like, 120 days probably.
Or he gets a new box of tea bags, the sort where you rip the top off to make a box with a flappy lid, but it doesn't tear perfectly on the line and a little chunk of cardboard comes off on the middle bit that's supposed to stay on, and he has to stare at his failure first thing in the morning for 240 cups of tea, which is, like, 120 days probably.