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  • "The Scunthorpe manager Alan Knill has revealed that he could have been killed when he cracked his head on the floor in a freak bicycle accident caused by a squirrel."

    Should have been wearing a helmet.

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    Don't think they make them that small and anyway they wouldn't be much use if you get caught in some plonkers front wheel.

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