Draw your own collisions

How not to lock your bike thread>>>>>>>

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Nice drawing btw

How not to lock your bike thread>>>>>>>

;)
Nice drawing btw

cheers

(my bike locking is better than my bike lock drawing :-)

Ace drawing of a classic accident scenario. Very entertaining :)

am waiting for bill's drawing ... have seen his leg in plaster
was it bike related

http://img255.imageshack.us/img255/934/crashxf.png

The car was stationary btw, that artist's impression makes it look as if she cut me up. Need to work on my perspective.

You also need to add poo.

Brilliant work doppelkorn.

loling so hard at this thread....

What happened next doppelkorn?!

Turns out she lives just round the corner form me (and my Mrs.). Sorry about the lack of dog poo.

What does it cost to replace the red plastic cover bit of the rear light of a Nissan 4x4 thingie do you reckon?

£80 on ebayhttp://rover.ebay.com/roverimp/1/710-53481-19255-0/1?ff3=2&pub=5574889051&toolid=10001&campid=5336525415&item=110958611356&mpt=[CACHEBUSTER], probably about £120 from a dealer. Assuming that it is the model in the photo.

I do love it when this thread gets bumped.

£80 on ebayhttp://rover.ebay.com/roverimp/1/710-53481-19255-0/1?ff3=2&pub=5574889051&toolid=10001&campid=5336525415&item=110958611356&mpt=2862813, probably about £120 from a dealer. Assuming that it is the model in the photo.

Oh lumme

http://static.lfgss.com/attachments/60674d1352991347-oh-shit-moment.jpg

Accidentally put this in 'oh shit moments' - I think because of the poo requirement.

Not quite a collision - except between me and the ground.

^ Your saddle must be so high!

Lo Pro?

ha! I had an oh shit! moment on the Brighton slave ride, had a messenger type bag on with no stabiliser strap and it rotated round when I was bombing down the final hill into brighton..

hope you're OK!

I'm not sure if the hill I'm on is clear from my highly detailed diagram - my saddle isn't that high really - but my rucksack was loaded and that in combination with the hill tipped me over the endo balance point that I momentarily found. I'm fine, just feel like a nob. As it happened I felt like it was my fault as I felt that I had not been cautious enough, but as I think about it now, the driver ahead driving down the wrong side of the road, then suddenly stopping and reversing without looking and using both lanes was also a bit of a shower. Definitely reminded me that it's important to assume the worst of a driver that seems to be doing anything remotely silly.

I ought to mention that the driver was very concerned that I was all right, and not at all bothered about the bike stacked neatly against his car.

http://static.lfgss.com/attachments/60674d1352991347-oh-shit-moment.jpg

Accidentally put this in 'oh shit moments' - I think because of the poo requirement.

Not quite a collision - except between me and the ground.

hehe i thought the other vehicle on the road was supposed to be this

http://i.imgur.com/AwZSi.jpg

http://twitter.com/Sparkes/status/273186094454034432/photo/1

ouch. great drawing tho. but don't see the helmet (you allude to it in your twitter post).

I was wearing one, thankfully. I'd have a sore noggin now otherwise.

Lesson of the day: cones are put out for a reason. Ignore them at your peril.