Ways not to lock your bike

Locked up on our loading bay. Shit lock anyway but I could break the plastic straps on the frame with a teaspoon!

One yank and some chav has a free ride home...

I'll leave a note for them next time...

It might be a bit scathing!

One yank and some Chavs walk into a bar...
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Yep my old kinda fun hybrid type thing ish was jacked from Westfield decided to run home cos I'm cool but funnily enough they left my specialised helmet which was worth quite a bit. Agh the world we live in sometimes sickens me.

I nearly booted this bike neatly locked straight outside my workshop door. And they left their lights blinking, tsk

Standard quick release fail made worse by the unused second lock.

terrible one that is, the locks weigh as much as the bike.

That is also a bike rack fail though. I hate those things which give no secure locking point.

I had to use one of those a few times a week for a while, such a pain in the ass, i had to put the bike in backwards, put my chain through the rack, rear wheel and frame, then D-lock the front wheel

TM's bike?

and apollo's. I assume it's fom the 'slide'...

A nice Claud Butler touring bike free-locked, Charing Cross Road on a Friday evening...

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Well I never! Now we have a reason to hang onto old worn out belts!

Well I never! Now we have a reason to hang onto old worn out belts!

What you saying about my belt fam!?

^^ I like

Gave the missus an instruction on the trusted Kryptonite u lock plus cable. First day on the new bike she rings me in an auful state. Bike is gone. I go to collect her and get her to run me through again how she locked it up. Turns out she did as I told but forgot to attach the u lock to the pole. Classic fail.

Spotted outside Liverpool St station earlier

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Posting a link to an attachment in your webmail doesn't work. It would be a little alarming for you if it did, I think.

Just post your email address and password, then we can all have a good look.

bank details and address also handy, plus the last 3 digits.

onlinefraudthread!! haha

I am a Nigerian General, with access to the president's personal slush-fund. If you can joss give me you bank account details, den I can wah you de monies...