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I take it you have one then?

No way, can't bear them.

Ha!

Because every other one on here moans about ponces with iPad when it's clearly the Kindle folk we should watch for. The next thing, you know. The next collective enemy after Apple and then Google - Aaaaaamazon! Ooooooooooooooooo. Fuck off. Get a useful device.

"Oh no, iPad is for chavs who get it from PC World. David and I only read organic recipes and excerpts from Guardian on our Kindles"

Blah blah blah blah blah! >>>>>>>>>>>>

Exactly. Books are for schools.