Lance Armstrong... greatest doper there was or ever will be

And he passed all of these?
Either
1.) he wasn't taking anything making him the greatest cyclist of all time.
2.) he was taking somthing making him one of the greatest cyclists of all time and one of the greatest criminal master minds of our generation.

Im not sure which one of these options would make me worship him all the more.

I suggest you read one of these:

http://www.cyclingnews.com/features/kimmage-uci-needs-root-and-branch-surgery

Possible reep:

http://cavalierfc.tumblr.com/post/30172302298/its-not-about-the-bike

And realise it's option 3.) An arrogant cheat with help on the inside.

No glamour, no class, just a lot of money and a superiority complex.