• The streets will be full of giant pedalling cunts!
    Fuck you, David Koepp!
    Fuck you, John Kamps!
    and fuck you too, Joseph Gordon-shitting-Levitt!
    Due to your desire to be involved in a fast paced action movie, you've most likely unwittingly filled our streets with platoons of fixiebiek wielding tits, who'll hold a vague, yet ridiculously futile interest in cycling, until all their friends point out that longboards are cooler. And they'll ride like acid-dropping messengers, but with no experience and not a single fucking clue.

About

Avatar for Tenners @Tenners started