Epic fail

I can't work out how the fucking fuck I managed it but I've gone and put my favourite pair of unwashed, raw denim jeans in a hot wash with my whites. The jeans have shrunk unwearably and my three white oxfords are now pale blue. For the love of fuck's sake.

The accidental/unwanted wash.

My mum dry cleaned a raw jacket of mine when I was visiting home, even after I declined her offers of having it done several times. The funniest bit was that she didn't tell me - as if she'd done it sneakily and hoped I wouldn't notice!
Och wells.