The Olympic Flame - A sweepstake

bernard cribbins is dead

Cribbins will be worked like a ventrilaquists dummy by Nicholas Parsons

Bob carolgees to light it
Spit the Dog to extinguish it.
John Terry to refuse because the flame is an 'immigrant'.
Bernard Cribbins to finally do the deed because he definitely isn't dead yet.

Fuck it. Tell Parsons it's still on.