What is a hipster? Look at this fucking hipster...

Tune-Yards is brilliant:

tUnE-yArDs - "Powa" - Bonnaroo 2012 (Official Video) - YouTube

Does look like a bit of a hipster though, I admit.

Ha! met them yesterday, they came to my coffee shop.
Nice, friendly dudes.

The writing in the 'about' section of the website is awful.

Yeah. Amoungst other things, the author has confused eponymous with synonymous

Amongst

hah. In my defence I hadn't submitted that as the front page of my website.

orange, 'bang-on trend'

Ha! met them yesterday, they came to my coffee shop.
Nice, friendly dudes.

CSB!

I'm glad they were friendly. Their live show is brilliant, she has an incredibly powerful voice.

Ha! met them yesterday, they came to my coffee shop.
Nice, friendly dudes.

since when do you have a coffee shop? Where?

I have to go next time I´m in the big smoke

On the ukelele theme I saw these the other week it was a lorra fun
Creme De Chevre - All My Life I Shot Kids - YouTube

Presumably you mean what was with it being hip six years ago? I know that's leaving a fake hipster glasses shaped open goal for you to aim at...but I can't believe you've failed to notice that since then the nauseating renaissance of "nu-folk", cupcakes, cardigans, beards, vintage dresses with cute little collars, mumford and hipstagram; every other suspect corporation or peddler of gadgets, debt, obesity or pollution under the sun has been queuing up to play the gondry-esque sweet, kooky, home made "we're just like you" card in an endless deluge of vomit inducing faux naive adverts every single fucking single one of which signifies it's intent with a fucking ukulele.

The 'Uke' is the instrument of runts.

You'd have to be a complete helmet to own/play one.

the lele is marketed differently to a different demography of cunts

I always had Dooks as a uke playa.
And who was selling one on the forum? Wanna swap for a Polaroid land camera and unused Ralph Lauren boat shoes (size 11)?

look for Tilover latest sale thread

Are the Ralph Laurens tie-die?

Do I look like a hipster?

I buy everything "past season". Iz cheaper.

ja!

ja!

Was that Spanish or German, Rik?

a bit of both...

Ha! met them yesterday, they came to my coffee shop.
Nice, friendly dudes.

Got their last record signed at glasto. Saw them support irry projectors I think the year before. Great little group.

propa

looks chav more than hipster

My ol' man has those Classics.

With core-blimey trousers?

Does he live in a council flat?

My old man's a dickhead,
He wears Rebok classics,
He has an asymmetric haircut
And he lives on a road called Essex.

since when do you have a coffee shop? Where?

I have to go next time I´m in the big smoke

Dude...ppfffffttt....tsst-ttssst..
HHmmm.

Is that some hipster code?

nop, as I dont get it...

looks chav more than hipster

A touch of chav is fashionable at the moment.

Ha, sounds like a cologne.