Tour de France 2012

"There's only one way Wiggins can lose today: if he realises the monumental achievement that is within his grasp," writes Paul Griffin. "In order to prevent that happening it is imperative that he feels it is just another TT, perhaps an evening club event on a windswept dual carriageway. In order to help Wiggins with this notion, it is vital that roadside British supporters scream abuse - 'Get off the road, you don't even pay road tax,' or, for the really sophisticated humorist, 'Get off and milk it.' I also suggest David Brailsford promises the glittering prize of a tubular tyre if Bradley wins the Tour De France."

From the Guardian's live coverage.

Made me smile