Tour de France 2012

I think there's a fine line with spectators. You need them because it makes the tour the circus that it is and must always be. However when people are getting burnt by flares and riders rolling in at the back are getting hit with flags or whatever then it's fucking sad.

I blame the Aussies. Fat bastards sitting there with there Castlemaine XXXX all day in the heat waiting for their bum-faced leader to skulk by. Can't handle their drink and revert to their criminalistic ways.

Next year will all be regency themed campers, earl-grey and fine porcelain with polite applause and perhaps a dignified snifter of sherry raised in their honour as they pass by.

What ho.