What is a hipster? Look at this fucking hipster...

Awesome. Hayles has got hipster previous:

Not sure if here or the spotted thread is best for this, but does anyone want to own up to riding home in one of these lycras last night at about 7:15 towards Deptford / Greenwich?
I'll be honest, I didn't think it a fetching choice of commuter wear.

Yup. I've seen this guy heading East along Trafalgar Road towards Woolwich a couple of times.
He seemed to be relishing in the whoops and cheers from peds.

I thought he might be onto a good thing so I got one spud out of my bibs and let it hang.
I got nothing apart from a disapproving look from a Turkish man and a withering look from a dog.
London peds can be so capricious.