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@Johnnyw
Few from a newbie!
I'm taking a 22 year old out at work and I'm old enough to be her dad
I'm a massive design/font geek and I own Helvetica on DVD
I had an affair with a married woman
I should be working right now but I'm too busy on here
I'm also a beer geek, don't see the point in a normal pint when you can have something special (even if it is gonna cost you nearly a fiver, I work in Kensington don't you know)
I like brunettes over blondes, but the last two women I've slept with have been blondes
I wanna hurt someone I work with
I hate Piers Morgan, if he went under a bus, I think I'd laugh!
I used to spit in my old bosses tea a lot, he had small person syndrome and used to to full effect... I nearly wiped my cock round it once but thought that might be pushing it too far
Me and some of my mates but pubes in a burger once and watched while people we know ate it
I have an unhealthy obsession with anal sex (I'm not gay in anyway might I add)
I've never been arrested cause my dad would actually string me up
I hate people that take the piss out of me for being vegan but I don't say so cause
I'm too laid back
I really need to get some work done
I love ladies with good tattoos
Jesus Christ this has turned into a bit of an essay!