Bike Anti-Porn - When Things Go Wrong

It's an absolute dogs dinner.

Bit harsh. I know he posted it in porn himself but there's not so much wrong with it. Steerer needs a trim but other than that it's a respectable budget track bike. An ugly respectable budget track bike, true, but still.

Matching wheels also.

track bike or a tarck biek...?

£500 F&F with beater parts?

Also, is that a 31.8 stem shimmed to 25.4?

Looks like you might be right.....

Bit harsh. I know he posted it in porn himself but there's not so much wrong with it. Steerer needs a trim but other than that it's a respectable budget track bike. An ugly respectable budget track bike, true, but still.

Should be in Readers Wives innit.

Stick some deep section tubs and finish off the cockpit and you have a solid functional track bike.

Anti it aint.

http://static.lfgss.com/attachments/3353d1227619786-planet-x-track.jpg

http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7268/7492749848_06a7ab7812_b.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/YawRm.jpg

Another lovely Visp!

Front brake attached to the basket:

From functional bikes.

Front brake attached to the basket:

From functional bikes.

I was looking for a full photo of this! My worst fears have been confirmed....

Look ergo stem and risers would finish it off nicely.

So you need to pull an emergency stop and you slam on, only to find that your basket has imploded shedding shopping and metal all over the road, ripping your tyre to shreds and leaving you and your nice green frame in splintered agony on the asphalt?

freaxie >>>>>>>>>>

So you need to pull an emergency stop and you slam on, only to find that your basket has imploded shedding shopping and metal all over the road, ripping your tyre to shreds and leaving you and your nice green frame in splintered agony on the asphalt?

The rear brake looks an awful long way from the bridge as well....i wonder how they've improvised that?

Maybe a clamp on?

I was looking for a full photo of this! My worst fears have been confirmed....

Japanese iDiots.

Ok, not as shocking as the recent ones, but come on... at that price, with this potential - such a fugly result?

[Comes from this auction http://allegro.pl/cervelo-t3-rozmiar-52-ostre-kolo-i2466348927.html]

that is a truly vomit inducing creation,proves the adage about money not being able to buy taste.

Really?

Raise the saddle (a lot), flip the stem and that'd be porn imo.

and turn that front wheel around too, no?..

imho anything with those bars on could never be porn,i'm sure that they will cost a bomb and be more technically advanced than a space shuttle but they just look nasty:)

^^ That's the way they show them being used on the Corima site. Look like they taper off on the trailing edge like an aerofoil.

Edit: Note arrows on hub.

I think when the sphinx bars are horizontal and used with a -17* stem, they're pure porn. I'd love some, but could never justify them :(

Sphinx bars = anti porn

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i've seen a lot worse,more functional bike than anti i think..