What is a hipster? Look at this fucking hipster...

List of people who think they sound like total helmets:

1. Hatbeard
   
2. Wrongcog
   
3. Superprecise
   

List of people who think we should crash the flat warming, do all their drugs and steal their dust collecting ukeleles?

1. Gatti
   

to save time I suggest you start grinding your teeth before you click the link...

http://www.spareroom.co.uk/flatshare/london/streatham/2182517/

a short excerpt

Stoners trying to cast a net for some imagined orgy situation with a sex crazed co-habitee?

Makes me think of Orwell's rules for writers;

• Never use a metaphor, simile, or other figure of speech which you are used to seeing in print.
  
• Never use a long word where a short one will do.
  
• If it is possible to cut a word out, always cut it out.
  
• Never use the passive where you can use the active.
  
• Never use a foreign phrase, a scientific word, or a jargon word if you can think of an everyday English equivalent.
  
• Break any of these rules sooner than say anything outright barbarous.
  

That is Alex Christians (London Pheonix) daughter.
A very strong rider, and one to watch out for in the future.

Probably quicker than most of you fools that are pointing and laughing at her.

Who's pointing and laughing?

to save time I suggest you start grinding your teeth before you click the link...

http://www.spareroom.co.uk/flatshare/london/streatham/2182517/

a short excerpt

They've got absolutely nothing on this parasite. She seems to think she's the main character in a bad Bret Easton Ellis novel, as my friend put it.

http://www.vice.com/en_uk/read/amphe-nothing-is-wrong-if-it-feels-good

Stoners trying to cast a net for some imagined orgy situation with a sex crazed co-habitee?

polky on the left

They've got absolutely nothing on this parasite. She seems to think she's the main character in a bad Bret Easton Ellis novel, as my friend put it.

http://www.vice.com/en_uk/read/amphe-nothing-is-wrong-if-it-feels-good

Humans are tossers. There are more examples of this than otherwise. I am disappoint.

My auntie's babysitter is an epic hipster. Ripped black dude in a Obey cap and white vest. I wasn't expecting that.

Why does your auntie have to be babysat?

to save time I suggest you start grinding your teeth before you click the link...

http://www.spareroom.co.uk/flatshare/london/streatham/2182517/

Why did I click this link? What massive, massive tosspots. Jesse whatshisface has put me off libraries for life.

Also, the whole "we like to live without boundaries and gender constructs" bullshit is code for "please will some girls move in so we cam wear their underwear", right?

Why did I click this link?

Not enough chevrons...

Not enough chevrons in the world...

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I hope some scary men move into their house and bully them.

They've got absolutely nothing on this parasite. She seems to think she's the main character in a bad Bret Easton Ellis novel, as my friend put it.

http://www.vice.com/en_uk/read/amphe-nothing-is-wrong-if-it-feels-good

Parody surely, and not even a particularly convincing one.

Parody surely, and not even a particularly convincing one.

Well duh. Its written by Vice. They have been trolling the world of print since day 1.

Taking Vice seriously

Ridiculous as he looks, I don't think fashion show pics should count as hipster fodder.

It would be shooting fish in a barrel. Plus it's still not as ridiculous as thick haired hedos from the shires pissing their grad accounts up the wall on vintage fox, children's sunglasses and horse tranquilisers.

I went to listen to Kreayshawn's latest track, expecting it to be awful. But I'm ashamed to admit it's grown on me.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LAOnMzNN1hU

. But i'm ashamed to admit it's grown on me.

tmi

Oh gawd. i kinda like that.....

Good, it's not just me then.

On that note, this didn't make me want to kill people.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LPgvNlrBfb0