Hip Hop Skid Bikes / Hipster Sleds / HHSB

Obviously. Elusive & soviet vs abundant & american. Pretty sure you wouldn't feel the same way if it was the other way around though. Not to call you out but I'm not sure how much of that sentiment is caused by the actual appearance of the wheels.

No, for me it is all appearance. I just really don't like 5 spoke aerospokes, find them quite ugly, plus with their weight, and I see no real advantage aerodynamically.

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