Sort-of memes that are cracking you up at the moment

New thread: Overheard conversationzz??

I was on a train once and heard to chavvy girls talking about they 'can't be fucked wiv' contraception.

It was gold.
In A&E with 6pt for possible damage to his hand from the paris roubaix thingy

Chick to her mate: "Yeah, I hate when people judge others. Judge a book by its covers, yeah. I would never do that, ya need to get to know someone first and i thinks people are judgin me."
2 minutes later on the phone: "I want a restraining order against my boyfriend. yeah yeah yeah.. Punched me. Knocked me out cold for 5 minutes innit."
Which made me look to find her with a massive black eye.
*judge a book by its cover?!!? Luv, you have a black eye, its fucking obvious that this book is on abusive relationships! *