Lance Armstrong... greatest doper there was or ever will be

Friday sillyness, bored by wind and rain I've just written a short verse/song about the latest Lance stuff,

I think its best sung along to the tune of 'Hitler has ony got one ball.....'.

Lance Armstrong is going to be brought to heel
along with dodgy doctors and Johan Bruyneel

years of the Omerta, with riders saying nada
is finally being challenged by USADA

it seems Floyd and Tyler were right all along
he cheated on every tour he was on

his blood results showed incosistency
he can longer hide behind his charity

the UCI must now be shitting it
evidence hints, they were complicit

there was meeting, we dont know the exact day
but Big Tex's Swiss tour positive simply went away

he'll be stripped of all wins once and for all
for Lance pride comes before a fall

those poor victims of cancer he gave hope
now want their hero swinging from a rope

why rake thorugh history, some people cry
its old news, why won't you let it lie

the reason is plain for all to see
enough is enough said George Hincapie

no matter what he spends on Lawyer fees
Lance will finally be brought to his knees

lets rewrite history, as it should be
and make cheating Lance's legacy

and you can't say he does'nt deserve it
the man is complete and utter shit

Definately needs a better ending and I'm sure there's better bits to be added to the beginning and middle too!

Feel free to add/edit it.