Draw your own collisions

the trouble is when you do stop in those kind of situations they almost never speak the lingo and you end up having to try and make sense of their pidgin english while they explain why they don't have any insurance and want to try and settle it out of coop.

I seed what you did there.

What have I toed you about puns Will?

Don't be doved.

Oh beak quiet, the lot of you.

Just put a ring on it.

Pigeon puns aviary difficult, so I'm out.

Too right, best to leave if you can't coop.

sounds like i'll have to carrier on with the puns by myself.

I'll have to wing the police if this goes any feather.

I'm not getting drawn into another pun thread, not feral the tea in China...

puns rock ( pigeon )

wood i like to do some more puns about pigeons ... no

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where's the shit yasi ?

i think the little beast is wearing it :)

think i may have buggered my knee a little.

What I remember:

Result (kinda gory, beware):

http://i.imgur.com/dmKnw.jpg

just the drawing would be fine thanks
no need to show us the gory
maybe we should start a thread for show us your injuries

I HATE SEEING INJURIES TO FELLOW CYCLISTS
Please don't

where's the poo?

heal up soon...

Rooky mistake, looks like you used your face as a brake.

Was alcohol or brakless involved?

Also not enough poo.

Of course H(eal)TFU.

Front brake. No idea what was involved. Just don't remember.

I'm glad there was no poo involved because my face would probably have hit it!

Explains your avatar.

Heal quick.

where's the poo?

It is clearly in the second or third panels.

What I remember:

Result (kinda gory, beware):

http://i.imgur.com/dmKnw.jpg

bloody hell fella, looks nasty

Heel up soon!