Mongoose Maurice fixed: the democratic build thread

1. Change that massive brick of a stem and sort the stem spacers out
   
2. Find a saddle that actually matches the colour scheme (black/orange Charge - ordered)
   
3. Paint the rear rim black
   
4. Take that God-awful crank off, soak it in Nitro-Mors, then spray it any other colour
   
5. let Gaston and scoble be the final arbiters of the build
   
6. get those 'maurice' stickers off
   
7. Any road-style cheap black stem
   
8. Colour ALL the orange bits black (except maybe the headset)
   
9. chuck some compact drops (eg Bontrager SSC - VRC) and road brake levers on it
   
10. mudguards?
    
11. put a bottle cage on it
    
12. get it in the bin (this is the last resort)
    
13. Just learn to love it.
    
14. Then bin it.
    
15. raw the cranks, then polish them up
    
16. paint over the sticker
    
17. just wrap it in duct tape
    
18. Nitromorz the everythingz
    
19. Bin it
    
    

This is getting out of hand.